A Bucket of Water
Item # 2910717800
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Bidding is closed for this item.
xkylet about me is the winner.

Current bid £104.00  
Starting bid £50.00
Quantity 1
# of bids 12
Time left Auction has ended.

Location London
Country/Region United Kingdom /London
Started 07-Feb-03 11:52:31 GMT
Ends 17-Feb-03 11:52:31 GMT

Seller (rating) fhmmagazine07
High bidder xkylet about me


Quite simply, a pail of honest London tapwater – with nowt of its constituent goodness taken out. That means lots of chlorine, a smidgeon of faecal sediment...and, of course billions of covalently-bonded hydrogen and oxygen atoms. If you’re lucky, there may also be tiny microscopic proto-fish, or even a bit of that dolphin they saw once. Of course, in some ways, it’s already secondhand: it’s been proved that all the capital’s tap water has passed through at least seven bladders. But we digress: for any lily-livered, Evian-drenched foreign surrender monkey, this is a perfect opportunity to sample some real water... just like Mom used to drink.

A Bucket of Water