Proposal for Kyle to be President ‘99-2000.
Once upon a time, on a wintry night, a lovely young lady
went to a Friday night out and woke up in a Battersea kitchen. A young
man who thought he was gonna get a bit of it had brought her there, upon
realising he obviously wasn’t, he and a friend decided to wake her up.
To do so they poured pints and pints of cold water over her head, prodded
her and laughed at her pitiful state. Now the drenched young woman did
come round, but she couldn’t help crying. She didn’t know where she was,
but she knew she was wet and cold. At that the boys ran off, and so she
left as soon as she could. Wandering around campus soaked through and with
a tear in her eye, home was too far away without coat or keys and she felt
doomed until she thought…Kyle! She arrived at Kyle’s at around 4am, but
he didn’t mind, he gave her a towel and dry clothes, patted her back while
she puked and then put her to bed. Any other bloke may have taken advantage
of the situation, or in the least been angry, but not Kyle. So although
he’s a bit bizarre, I hope my story has established that Kyle Thompson
is extremely approachable, genuine and kind. The impact of this if he becomes
president is that we’ll have a really nice guy on our side, who despite
probably wanting fetish nights every night, due to his sociable and approachable
nature he will make it easier for us to have a say in how the union is
run. If you have any suggestions comments or ideas, all you’ll have to
do is spot him out at Bo’s or an FNO, he’s usually the one with his willy
So that's me for you, thanks Nuala!
23rd July 1999